closet snake


a mystical f-g snake that doesn’t feel comfortable c-ming out to it’s family or anybody for that matter 🙁

also used as a offensive word to snakes. (humans also as an exception
“hey jim, i know you’re g-y! stop being such a godd-mn closet snake!”- pet owner to his snake jim.

“honey our snake is f-cking his male friend again, do you think he’s a closet snake?” – wife to husband.

“ssssam, want ssssome f-ck? you ssssstupid closet sssssnake.” – snake to his snake with benefits.

Read Also:

  • clownstick

    donald trump omg he is such a clownstick

  • clutch queen

    a clutch queen is a female who aways comes in with the clutch no matter what! matt: yo john you did your homework? john: nah bro.. hold up though lemme text my clutch queen matt: bet

  • coat of stare

    putting a “coat of stare” on something refers to; the time when a final decision is required and therefore, one last deep and well glazed stare is required before proceeding. used mainly in boat building in australia. hey boss, is this part ready for production? let me put a “coat of stare” on that first […]

  • cockscreech

    a super annoying person. “random person screaming” what a c-ckscreech.

  • cody broughton

    a nerd with no s-xual appeal and who is a large hoebag. cody broughton is a piece of sh-t.


Disclaimer: closet snake definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.