text messaging someone with your cell phone when it is against the rules, such as text messaging during cl-ss or text messaging while you’re at work.
1. my teacher took away my phone today coz i was closet texting.
2. ashley: “how are you texting me right now if you’re at work?”
jose: “i’m closet texting!”
- Cloughy Land
where nottingham forest fans still live now, reminiscing about the brian clough days when he brought them some fame. even though now they are a poor league 3 team with about as much talent as jade goody, and their european victories were about 30 years ago now, which forest fans tend to forget and must […]
the #1 fix for all computer related problems, no matter what they are. jim: “hey steve, my pc has just bluescreened and smoke is coming out of the back” steve: “have you done a healthcheck jim?”
a hoe. chick: that girl is a heartbreat. guy: why? chick: shes trying to talk to all those taken men. clack klack
- heavily schlonged
a male who possesses a larger-than-average sized p-n-s and who is adept at wielding it. shawna is walking funny today because her new boyfriend is heavily schl-nged.
a small place in west yorkshire, somewhere between leeds and huddersfield. it’s got a few shops such as peac-cks and greggs, but apart from that there’s f-ck all. loads of chavs hang out there, making it a dangerous place at all hours. do not attempt to go there. ooooo it has a morrisons. that’s about […]