Closet Theist
noun – a person suffering cognitive dissonance over whether to keep their imaginary friend to themselves or come out and confirm to the world how r-t-rded they truly are.
despite intellectually knowing that god was a construct of man, anna spent most her adult life as a closet theist hiding behind the claim of agnosticism. deep down she really believed that one day she’d be departing to greener pastures to meet joseph smith, freddie mercury, grandpa bob, jesus, michael jackson and the easter bunny.
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