Closet Twilighter
somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.
person a:”hey have you seen twilight?”
person b:”nah i dont have time for that cr-p.”
-hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts- aka a closet twilighter-
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