ClosetFoe
the people who smile to one’s face while repeatedly driving an invisible knife into the back(s) of one, or multiple people.
you: “hey girl, what’s up? how have you been?”
closetfoe: “totally awesome! i really miss you!”
you: ” well, that’s nice. we should get together and hang out.”
-brief intermission as your phone call or text ends, while another begins with somebody else-
closetfoe: “like omg… you’ll never guess who i was just talking to! guess what i found out??! that b—h brushed her hair!!!…. i know, right?! i know it’s not much, but we can make it work!”
you: lollollolloll!!!!!
closetfoe:
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