closie
self portrait selfie taken for social media in such close proximity to the face you can not tell if the person is overweight or not.
bro she’s cute but she has to be fat. all her profile pictures are closies.
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when something is f-cked beyond comprehension. can also be used to describe an unidentified being or object which bares no resemblance to anything known to humanity. being a versatile word, it can additionally be used to curse. “it’s a frikken clubberf-ck!” “in the distance, right over there. the h-ll is that clubberf-ck?!” “clubberf-ck that duck!”
- clusterfusion
1. the simultaneous convergence or multiple cl-sterf-cks. 2. several confusing, unrelated instances happening at the same time. 3. a complicated, complete disaster. because of the backed up sewer drain, the multiple plumbers in the yard and the confusion on who would pay for the repair the situation had become a complete cl-sterfusion.
- clusterfap
when 50 people all fap at the same time in the same room the boy scouts had a big cl-sterfap
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