Closure Clap
the act of open hand slapping your significant other after break up s-x with a sperm filled hand. this results in absolute and total closure of the relationship, with both parties -ssured that no further communication is necessary.
“i heard john and mindy are done for good!”
“yeah, he gave her the closure clap”
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