clothes hanger


the clothes hanger is the act of waking up from a long, usually drunken filled, night bare -ss naked. on your trip to the bathroom, or wherever else in the house, you drape your boxers over your morning wood, using it as a clothes hanger. it is an excellent way to show your room mates that you got drunk and got some the night before.
man 1: “so there i was sittin on the couch, and ricky walks in and gives me a clothes hanger!”

man 2: “nice! that dude’s such a character!”

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