clothes horse


a person who is p-ssionate about new clothes. a big shopper and consequently, a big spender.
suzy is a real clothes horse!
someone who’s main pleasure in life is derived from dressing fashionably; this is often accompanied by the collection of obscenely large quanit-ties of clothing that may or may not be worn more than once.
me: i went shopping again >guilty shuffling of feet< friend: what did you buy? me: this dress. it was $150.00 (sidenote: we are poor students) friend: oh my god! me: no but wait - it was half price!!! friend: >rolls eyes< didn't you buy a pair of stilletos last week that were "half price"? that's meaningless. you're such a clotheshorse. somebody, usually a model, who has a stick-instect, gamine figure and therefore can fit into super-trendy clothes in tiny sizes. if they are a model, they change their clothes frequently and always look cool (in the fashion world, at least). "kate moss is such a clothes horse. i wished i looked as good as her..."

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