clothes


pieces of fabric shaped and st-tched so that they may be worn on the body. are increasingly becoming a symbol of social status.
many people are being cl-ssified based on what kind of clothes they wear. you’ve probably done it, too.
the most effective form of contraception.
gavin dry-humped roberta on the bus. since they both wore clothes, copulation was avoided.
the most useless invention in the history of mankind, in fact we’d all benefit from not wearing clothes.
man: yo man clothes are useless!

woman: i already took mine off!
exessive weight worn on the body.
i don’t wanna wear clothes. its too much to carry.
something that is made from almost any type of fabric and it worn on your body. also used for some people to judge other people to make themselves feel better. (cause their stupid)
girl: “like omg where did you get those clothes?!”
cloth put on one’s body only when necissary
driving on the road is optional, like pants

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