clothjob
though its origins are unclear, etymological scholars surmise that the phrase “clothjob” was coined sometime during the early 1990’s.
(n.) the art of making a man -j-c-l-t- by m-ssaging his p-n-s with some form of a cloth: ranks beneath handjob as the lowest form of “gettin some.”
(n.) person(s) who is such a p-ssy that they have only received said practice.
synonyms- douchebag, h-m-, etc.
example 1
guy 1- “alright, so i get back to this girl’s place, we start fooling around, and its all black after that.”
guy 2- “well what do you think happened”
guy 3- “i’m not sure man, but when i woke up this morning i was naked, my d-ck was raw, and she had all of her clothes on. i think she gave me a clothjob, dude.”
example 2:
guy 1-
“so that mark guy came to my party last night and tried to convince everybody that the keg was bad.. i dont think he’s ever had a beer before.”
guy 2-
“he would man… that kid is such a clothjob.
originally coined by steven medlock, of germantown, tn the term clothjob refers the s-xual arousal of a man by a chick or a dude in which the aforementined chick or dude is rubbing his or her partners d-ck with a co-rs- fabric, such as jeans, khakis, other sl-tty pants, really hairyprivate parts, etc.
clothjobs suck.
-bd freeman
jim lesesne is a cloth job.
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