Clothy
a low-ranking, low-commitment variety of handjob, wherein the female (or male) m-st-rb-t-s the male’s erect p-n-s by grasping it through his underpants. this results in the p-n-s being stimulated primarily by the rubbing of cloth against skin. depending on the male’s tactile sensitivity (as well as his desperation), and on the female’s adroitness, this act can range from only mildly uncomfortable to quite uncomfortable.
vanessa, still half asleep, rolled over and gave me a clothy; it certainly wasn’t what i wanted, but at that point i was willing to take whatever i could get.
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