cloud-jerking
the act of jerking off to memory rather than p-rnographic material.
jared: man, ever since net neutrality was appealed, i’ve been cloud-jerking to children all day.
bob: that’s sick, as a responsible citizen, i will notify police of your actions.
jared: bro, i was just playing, i was jerking off to the illegal p-rnography on my laptop.
bob: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*epilepsy*
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