Cloud Merchant


when a kiteboarder sends his kite back in time to perform a super radical “wakestyle” maneuver.
did you see that f#cking cloud merchant, andy d bag mcgee yesterday sending his kite so far back in time that it pretty much wasn’t even st-tched in the factory yet whilst performing his low mobes for the cover shoot of the new kbm magazine.

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