Cloud Porn


noun; a collection of t-tillating imagery and/or movies that can be easily accessed from any mobile device as well as your computer without using sp-ce on either. this allows for the ultimate in clandestine masturbatory activities without alerting anyone as to where you keep your “stash”. best used with people who view their p-rn on multiple devices or on shared computers.
i got a free 50 gb account with box.net and i’m going to use it as a place to store my cloud p-rn.

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