clouf-booter
an old french man who steals the b-ttons off of women’s clothing and then hides the b-ttons under his foreskin. after about a week or two of not washing, the b-ttons will become gooey and encrusted with sm-gm-. after the man has acc-mulated 100 b-ttons under his foreskin, he finds an empty baby food jar, peels his foreskin back, and then scr-ps off all of the b-ttons into the jar. after collecting several jars, the man then hides around town in bushes and other areas of concealment; and when a lady is about to p-ss by, he opens a jar and jumps out in the open, throwing a handful of b-ttons at the woman and yells clouf-booten!
that clouf-booter should be arrested for public indecency!
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