Cloven Stink Hoof
a particularly large, unruly, malodorous, and sinister looking v-g-n-, often known to elicit strong feelings of fear and dread in unsuspecting s-xual partners.
upon finally seeing her cloven stink hoof after six long months of taking it slow, satan wept.
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