Clowes


the act of rubbing one’s hand in a s-xually suggestive manner, from the top of someone’s head, down the cheek or face, very slowly, until your hand drops off the face. this is done with a blank stare of the cloweser, which in turn horrifies and humiliates the clowesee.
dude, that guy just got clowesed! -scream heard in background-

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