clown dick
a disproportionate or oddly shaped p-n-s that upon being viewed results in uproarious laughter from another or others. also refers an actual person with a clown d-ck.
reginald: hey baby take a look at my c-ck…
jessica: hahahaha, you’ve got a clown d-ck! i can’t wait to tell all of my friends.
or
terrance, what’s up you clown d-ck motherf-cka.
clownd-ck
adjective
1. used to describe a person, thing, or idea that is obviously ridiculous; similar in usage to “clownshoes”, but more vulgar and implies a higher level of absurdity. most effective when used while the insulter or the insultee are drunk.
“donald trump’s hair is clownd-ck.”
1 part pinnacle cotton candy vodka, 3 parts mango lemonade, 2 parts strawberry lemonade
person 1: “this drink tastes like a memory i suppressed from when i was nine!”
person 2: “it’s called clown d-ck!”
person 1: “when i sober up, i’m going to see a shrink.”
pubic hairs that resemble a full head of hair on a clown usually used to tease a red haired kid.
louie is such a clownd-ck.
brandon don’t talk you clownd-ck!
getting some from a chick who wears too much makeup.
“tell your mom to stop changing her lipstick, my d-ck is starting to look like a clown”
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