Clown Masterbation


clown m-st-rb-t–n occurs when you put your p-n-s in a large rainbow wig. then you rug vigerusly until you cry and bleed (at the same time).
so dude how did you get into the circus?
oh i had to do some clown m-st-rb-t–n

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