clown shit

n. worthless junk. something which is broken, cheap or substandard can be said to be “clown sh-t.”
d-mn, frank is sure a chevy guy. to him, all fords are clown sh-t.
mc donald’s, from ronald, plain and simple.
smells like clown sh-t in here! (meaning someone is eating or has eaten mc donald’s, and it smells like it)
noun. the work product that necessarily results from three months of alcohol-laden procrastination, followed by 96 hours of unremitting inscription. while exceedingly colorful and lengthy, it is nonetheless composed purely of fecal matter.
after pining away for 4 miserable days in the library, josh was able to turn in 50 pages of clown sh-t.
the act of relieving ones bowels in a manor to humiliate, disrespect, or bring negative attention to another person or there property.

the act of using feces to destroy someones property or moral.

a form of civil dissobediance or p-ssive agressive protest.

military specification or mil spec : contents one clown sh-t for discrete placement in obvious location. for the porpose of less than lethal biological warfare.
“if he parks his car in my spot again i’m going to clown sh-t his hood.”

“that pretentious ballwasher got his own parking spot. i’m going to take a clown sh-t rite whare he opens his door.”

“it’s been a month since our bathrroom has been cleaned. no papper towels no toilet papper no soap. so at lunch i went into the cooporate bathroom removed a seiling tile sh-t on it and replaced it to it’s spot in the ceiling.

if nothing is done by next week i will take a clown sh-t in the bosses waste papper basket.”
excrement, the substance that will leak from jessica simpson if i ever get a shot at her.
i’d f-ck the clownsh-t out of her.
used as an embarr-ssing statement to another person. same thing as a “f-g.”
bob: yo what u doin later tonight?
jim: droppin off kyle, n his buddy. couple clown sh-ts to be honest with ya.