Clown Shoelace


1. when someone’s idiocy transcends even a “clown shoe” designation.

2. the third degree of “clownishness”
guy1: dude! where’s your pants?
guy2: looks down oh sh-t!
guy1: shakes head in disgust dude, you’re not even a clown shoe, you’re a clown shoelace.
1. someone whose idiocy transcends even a “clown shoe” designation.

2. the 3rd degree clownishness. not a “clown”, nor a “clown shoe”, but a “clown shoe lace”
guy1: dude, where’s your pants.
guy2: looks down oh sh-t!
guy1: dude, you’re not even a clown shoe, you’re a clown shoe lace.

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