clown water
noum; a form of alcoholic beverage that clowns drink before, during and after a performance that give them a glazed, drunk, stupid appearence. however clown water does not only have to be consumed by clowns. clown water can also be used as a synonym for any type of plain whiskey, vodka, or ale that is put into a flask, covered in some kind of paper and consumed in public.
guy 1: man i can’t stand goin to cl-ss today.
guy 2: dude just take some clown water to get you through
guy 1; o f-ck i forgot! sh-t yeah clown water is the shizzzy
noum; a form of alcoholic beverage that clowns drink before, during and after a performance that give them a glazed, drunk, stupid appearence. however clown water does not only have to be consumed by clowns. clown water can also be used as a synonym for any type of plain whiskey, vodka, or ale that is put into a flask, covered in some kind of paper and consumed in public.
guy 1: man i can’t stand goin to cl-ss today.
guy 2: dude just take some clown water to get you through
guy 1; o f-ck i forgot! sh-t yeah clown water is the shizzzy
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