the feeling of paranoia and fear an insecure person feels because one believes that other people think one looks like a clown such as bozo or ronald mcdonald. an attack of clownaphobia can be caused simply at the sight or mention of clowns or clown props such as round red noses, big red hair, huge floppy shoes, bicycle horns, baggy pokadot pants. in some extreme cases, puppets and cartoon characters such as howdy doody and alfred e. newman can bring on an attack.
ike got run over when bobby honked his bicycle horn at him because ike had an attack of clownaphobia and started crying and forgot to move out of bobby’s way.
- Chuck Norii
an instance in which there exists more than one chuck norris. “there seems to be a lot of chuck norii around here.”
an unnecessary pickup truck, usually large and modified, through which the owner feels tough and compensates for something seriously lacking in his or her life. also spelled “chruck”. yo, check it out, i just got my bad-ss churuck lifted. or “hey, where did you park your car?” “it’s a churuck.”
a shock website some guy sent me a link and it redirects to felch.me! eww gross!!
- Big Twats
what employees of big lots call their place of work. my roomate works at big tw-ts.
a person who refuses to consume, or use any parts of female animals. “i don´t eat chicken. i´m a femi-vegan. but yes i do enjoy eating c-ck” “why is that?” “you know. even c-cks are pigs. they deserve it.”