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noun (clownp-n-s, clown p-n-sed, clown p-n-sing, clown p-n-ses)
1. an act of failure. not just any failure but repeated failure and especially when the subject is not aware.
2. a person who’s engaged in an extreme and/or ongoing failure. it is notable that a clown p-n-s does not generally know they are a clown p-n-s.

3. an organization that has numerous clown p-n-ses. the term “clown peni” (rhymes with “in your eye”) has been adopted here to not confuse with just a bunch of clown p-n-ses. in one case it’s the clown p-n-ses themselves and in the other it’s the collective.

4. the actual p-n-s of a clown (archaic). this is considered rude and insensitive and has mostly fallen out of use.

verb
“pulling a clown p-n-s” or just “clown p-n-s”
“your perpetual motion machine has failed again. this isn’t the first time you’ve clown p-n-sed this”. p-ssed tense

adjective
that clown p-n-s cop is on my tail again.
those clown p-n-s truthers are at it again.

informal
specifically: the use of a deep fryer in the nude.

usage note

in examples where there isn’t sufficient repeat of failure, the word failure can suffice. reserve the word clown p-n-s for failures that are more ongoing or obvious to others but not the subject.

person a: “wow, that squirrel crossing the road was sure clown p-n-s”.

person b: “that behavior has some evolutionary basis and increases it’s survival rate overall you clown p-n-s”.
“the service at the restaurant is clown p-n-s.”

oh know, that guys going to pull a clown p-n-s. hasn’t he realized you can’t walk on the freeway…

origin
a children’s ride designer shared a project with his wife she said “that looks like a p-n-s you clown”. search for “clown p-n-s” for various videos. when in a fancy restaurants she would often refer to her “clown’s p-n-s” at times. the invention was licensed by a ferris wheel company. engineers and fabricators made working prototypes but they did not notice that the it looked like a p-n-s ride. quality -ssurance specialist from schneiders wiener manufacturer did report the p-n-s likeness. he was killed in an accident. the company manufactured a few thousand units and they were mostly purchased by festival and rental companies. none of them realized that the kids ride was in fact.. a p-n-s. this early production run was outsourced to a small village in china. they knew it was a p-n-s all along. they didn’t care they just said “haha clown p-n-s! haha clown peanut!”. the neighborhood -ssociation that rented it in the video mostly consisted of young mothers who were involved with the local church. when they rented it, there were some concerns but n-body was really sure. eventually it was deployed on a summer day. kids didn’t know or care if it was a clown p-n-s. they loved it. parents and other observers did not notice so the installation remained for a month until it mysteriously disappeared.
noun: a humorous p-n-s

noun: a p-n-s with a red mushroom head

noun: george bush
did you hear that joke that billy’s clownp-n-s told? f-cking hilarious! where can i sh-t?
when the boy puts his member between a girl’s legs from behind, giving the impression that in addition to her vuva, she also has a small p-n-s.
bob came up from behind, suprising suzy with his famous clown p-n-s.
the genitalia of a male clown. originated in 1845 in south africa, the clown p-n-s is used as a derogitory word, often used to insult, mainly clowns and there p-n-s’. oblong in shape, the clown p-n-s sometimes resembles a magpie’s p-n-s, small, and thin in shape. along with the apet-t, the clown p-n-s is sometimes joined in a triangular formation called the tri-forge. in bankok, the clown p-n-s is a sign of n-bility, strength and courage.
while going down on a fat chick when i was 5, i dropped my churo, only to find a small clown p-n-s slapping up against my cheek.