Clownsel
a counsel made up of (-ss)clowns. whenever a governing body that calls itself a “-counsel” makes a decision that’s stupid as sh-t, it becomes a clownsel.
a good way to refer to a counsel that thinks it has authority to govern, but has proven otherwise through its inept-tude and/or corruption.
ex1:
high school student1: the goddam student clownsel approved the school administration’s idea of breath testing all students for alcohol when they enter dances.
student 2: what the h-ll? i thought those -ss clowns were supposed to represent our interests, not service the d-cks of the admin on command.
student1: yeah, guess now we’ll have to do drugs first instead of drinking. i was hoping to just get by with beer, but the clownsel forced my hand.
ex2:
homeowner: three members of the city clownsel just got busted for embezzling our tax dollars, i always knew they were a bunch of no good weasels.
ex3:
college student 1: did you hear the student clownsel just voted to host a homeless tent city in our parking lot and quad?
student 2: wtf? i paid a sh-tload of money for my parking spot this quarter and now they get to sh-t there for free and my car’s gonna get trashed.
student 1: well i guess the only people who would want to be members of the clownsel are pompous do-gooders with no concept of reality just trying to boost their resume, so it’s not too surprising.
student 3: the president will just veto it when all the parents complain, a clownsel vote doesn’t mean sh-t, they have no real power anyway.
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