Clownshoeing
verb: an act of placing yourself into a conversation/situation that you weren’t invited to by standing very closely to people, or the group of people.
noun: he is standing there clownshoeing that guy.
you are talking to a guy or girl and the clownsh–r comes over and stands between you, as if they are wearing clownshoes.
tony: dude, i was standing next to the hot chick at the bar, chatting it up, when mike started clownshoeing me and started talking to me.
scott: dude, what a clownsh–r.
what one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. the act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.
common variants ” wearing clown shoes “, ” donning my clownies”, ” wcs ”
verb: “clowning it” – the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.
informal: “dude, lunch with our client was great but i was seriously clown shoeing when i got back to the office ”
formal: ” i would like to continue with this tps report conversation, however i have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes.”
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