the act of outsourcing tasks, traditionally performed by an employee or contractor, to an undefined, large group of clowns, through an open call.
clownsourcing depends essentially on the fact that because it is an open call to an undefined group of people, it gathers those who are least fit to perform tasks, unable solve complex problems and contribute with the most idiotic ideas.
i used clownsourcing to save on software development. i got back some code that could only have been developed by folks wearing floppy shoes and big red noses. the code even had a “do you want fries with that?” subroutine. never underestimate the wisdom of the clown.
a v-g-n- that is abnormally deep, resembling a digeredoo. man, she had a proper cludgeroo, i went all the way in and i was nearly touching her lungs!
- clunge clog
the act of preventing a woman from achieving her desire of getting with someone by any means necessary, or indeed unnecessary. the female equivalent of a c-ck block, if you will. person 1: hey, look aimee’s dancing with that guy, should we move away? person 2: why don’t we grind up against him instead? that […]
having abnormally large br–sts. can be used when refering to other large objects other than br–sts so long as br–sts are also mentioned. rebecca is quite dankey
anything that is h-m-s-xual he is f-ggatorial with another man.
when friends get together for a social gathering in public! i went to outback steakhouse to have a kontapaolo with my bffs!!!