cls

cls – conditional lowering of standards
coined in the uk, the state at which you hook up with someone below the level you normally would due to intense inebriation.
person 1: why would you ever do them?!

person 2: don’t worry, it was just my cls kicking in.
5 more definitions
c-ck loving sl-t: a promiscuous woman who can’t get enough p-n-s.
jamal: that b-tch sam is a cls!
cj: fo’ shizz, throw some d’s on that b-tch!
cuc-mber lifesaver syndrome – when a man’s p-n-s is too big to fit in a tight v-g-n-.
similar to if you tried to fit a cuc-mber through a lifesaver candy.
extra lube had to be used becuase they had cls
cory light syndrome:: your p-n-s is so small, you have to have a magnifying gl-ss and tweezers to put it away and/or find it.
i tried having s-x with that dude, but he has major cls.
c-ck licking schmuck!.. self explanatory.
alex trebek: “welcome back to jeapordy.”
contestant 3 john: “i’ll take acronyms for 200 please.”
trebek: “cls.”
contestant 3 john: “what is a c-ck licking schmuck?”
trebek: “correct.”
contestant 2 carl: “hey wait, those are my initials!”
charlies little slaves
i just quit cls!