Club Hands


the uncontrollable arm motion that happens to guys at the club, always resulting in feeling a girl up while on the dance floor
yo, bro, did you see me go all club hands on that hottie? she has a nice rack!

or

ewwww that juicer went all club hands on me on the dance floor, i had to smack him!
someone with proper wrut deformed hands eg kapz from da stratford m-ssive.

a person who cannot do the most meanial of tasks properley coz dere fingers are joined together like a web
f-cking h-ll cant you do nuttin right you clubhanded fool.

boy you got clubhand

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