club test
a test that determines if one’s future significant other (e.g., future boyfriend/girlfriend) is a keeper. this is usually done on a date by bringing the subject (e.g., future significant other) to a club where he/she is supposedly to get hit on by other suitors.
if the subject welcomes & accepts advances by other suitors and completely ignores his/her date, the subject is said to have failed the test. this test happens in both straight and gay communities; though, it’s more prevalent in the latter.
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friend: so how did the club test go for your future boyfriend, trevor?
you: he failed badly. we went to this club last friday night, and a hot blonde started talking to us. trevor very much welcomed the newcomer’s presence to the point that he asked me to watch their drinks for a minute.
friend: d-mn, what a douche.
you: yep. the club test surely revealed that he’s a very low-quality bf material. ain’t n-body got time for that.
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