Clubcard Rape


when someone is using a self-checkout till at a supermarket you scan or swipe your clubcard/points-card before they can do theirs so that you get the points. there is no ‘remove clubcard’ b-tton so once you’ve swiped they have no choice but to pay and you get the points.
-beep- “d-mn you just clubcard raped me and that beer was worth 300 points”

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