cluck steak
cluck steak is beef jerky. beef jerky to a cluck is steak, thus beef jerky = cluck steak. however, the word is almost never used by actual cluck, because that would divulge their cluck status. clucks use the term ‘beef jerky’ to describe beef jerky, but non-clucks can refer to beef jerky as ‘cluck steak’ (and it really doesn’t matter if it’s peppered or teriyaki).
1st cluck says:”hey man, let’s finish off this lightbulb full of meth and then go and get some beef jerky.”
2nd cluck says: “you mean’cluck steak.'”
1st cluck: “huh? whatever man, hit this.”
2nd cluck: (inhales)
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