Clue Battery


the act of attacking a stupid person (usually with a clue bat, clue-by-four, or lart) in hopes of beating a clue into them. similar to ‘-ssault and battery’ but with the hopes of making the victim less stupid.
luser: “i cant find the ‘any’ key!”
tech: “you are about to be a victim of clue battery.”
luser: “huh?”
tech: -whack-

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