Clug nugget


a clug nugget (or cluggus maximus) is a singular lump of dried p–poo stuck in and amongst -n-s hair, usually brought about by an unsuccesful wipe after defication.
dave: yo man, i dropped the biggest steamer yesterday and i think i’ve got a clug nugget! so not down with this.

henry: dirt man.

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