adj: (1) someone who’s acting like a real -sshole.

(2)someone who habitually says stupid comments, or does something idiotic.
“steve won’t give me any of his beer, and he’s got a 30. what a clumpd-ck.”
“kevin tapped the keg wrong, and now it’s all foam.”
“g-d, kevin’s such a clumpd-ck.”
someone who is acting like an -sshole, or an idiot.
“john wouldn’t give me a slice of pizza, he was bein a real clumpd-ck.”

also can be used as:
“john’s clumpin it up.”

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