Clumpsing
clumpsing or to clumps; the act of exposing to a friend’s girlfriend, partner or dateee, the age old secret of sharing naked pictures of girls with your friendship group, thus causing said girlfriend, partner or datee to never send revealing pictures via medium of mobile phone. once an unwritten code among men that should one receive a picture of v-g-n- (vag) or br–sts (norks), one must instantly share with friends, this code was broken, nay, obliterated by captain tim clumps thus inventing the term to clumps.
a tale of clumpsing: joss is getting friendly with leona. joss’s close friend of one week, jim, shows all the lads pictures that he has received from girls with them exposing their vag’s and norks. leona is within eye and earshot, and sees this going on. the cogs start to whir. joss and leona soon part ways, meaning the only form of contact is through mobile phone. joss politely requests some raunchy pictures of leona, to which she replies “i don’t think i can trust you after seeing tim…. err i mean jim showing everyone pictures of other girls naked”
joss has been well and truly clumpsed!!!
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