clumsy ninja
this person who is either distracted, worked up over something, is over/under-medicated, or just a clumsy idiot,
he knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick– just in time.
–he still looks like an -ss for being utterly spastic and clumsy-
his quick and speedy recovery—like that of a skilled ninja…
he averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes…
{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies]
while telling a good story, hand smacks a soda off the table and you catch it before in lands
on the laptop. –clumsy ninja save–
finish amazing s-x, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
–clumsy ninja att-tude–
grab a item off a store’s shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like h-ll–
–clumpsy ninja hates the attention–
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