clumsyfuck
a f-cking extremely clumsy person, often only reserved for the maker of clumsy errors made under pressure or in front of an audience.
that clumsyf-ck of a waiter dropped the entire tray at madonna’s table.
that stupid b-tch-she fell down the steps during the play.
what a clumsyf-ck
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