Clunch
1. hard pressed.
2. state of being or act of hard pressing.
3. an extreme pwning.
note: an object is said to reach clunch completion when it becomes so clunchy that it cannot be clunched any more. an abbreviated term for this is clunchkin.
note 2: clunching something quickly is called mcclunching.
even though i studied for a long time; that test completely clunched me.
sometimes i feel that if another customer complains, i’ll turn into a clunchkin case.
another word for a v-g-n-, c-nt or p-ssy.
lesbian 1: munch my clunch b-tch!
lesbian 2 now performs c-nn-l-ng-s on lesbian 1
when someone performs oral s-x on a woman around midday/lunchtime
example 1:
man 1: lets go to a cafe im hungry
man 2: no thanks mate im still full from clunch
example 2: ladies that clunch: when lesbian or bi curious women give each other oral s-x in their lunch hour.
example 3:
girlfriend: that was good lets do it again..
man: ah i cant, im all clunched out im afraid.
a word used to describe female genitals (p-ssy or v-g-n- etc…) commonly seen in e4 comedy the inbetweeners
“there’s gonna be loads of clunch at this party”
a lunch in / at the camp
we’ll go to the river after a clunch.
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