cock amnesia
when a female has performed oral s-x on a male and does not remember the experience. even after presented with evidence she denies ever performing the act. must not be under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
d-ck and jane were in a long term relationship. but one day jane went over to john’s house and gave him head. john told d-ck, and d-ck confronted jane. jane refused to believe or admit that she gave john oral. jane has been diagnosed with c-ck amnesia.
when you go perform felatio, or any other s-xual act and can’t remember it.
thorn, “did you have s-x with john doe?”
carrie, “i am sorry i just can’t remember.”
thorn, “so you are telling me you have c-ck amnesia?”
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