clune
a person that looks just like you but has down syndrome.
logan: that kid looks just like me!
torey: dude, he is a clune!
a hole-in-the-ground just outside of ballarat, where the rejects, pedophiles and mutants of the world live and reproduce.
also home to the bottle factory and national bottle museum
where do you live?
clunes mate
ah, that would explain the extra foot on your forehead and the lack of proper footwear
(pl. n.) people who just won’t go.
(as defined by douglas adams’ the deeper meaning of liff.)
foxton rich-cashbucks: you clutz, servant, i requested a long island twisterini from you nigh on an hour ago!
farnaby-chalmers: i do apologise, sir, i was held up by one boffo of a clune in the foyer. those clunes get me every time, sir…
foxton rich-cashbucks: and that, my dear waiter, is why you earn merely thruppence an hour, now be on your way.
transitive verb:
to strike with immense force.
i’m gonna clune this guy right in the head! = present tense
that hockey player got absolutely cluned! = past tense
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