clunkware


software that isn’t deliberately made to be malware but by it’s function slows your computer/device enough to make it not worth using.

for example, blackberry bbm enhanced symbols, an integrated menu that gives you a huge array of smilies and other symbols but bogs your smartphone down.
-did joe send you the link for the bbm enhanced symbols menu?
-yeah. i uninstalled it though, it’s clunkware.
-joe should be beaten.
-yes, yes he should.
-i’ll fetch the truncheon.
-and i shall prepare the oranges. for halftime.

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