Cluster Pong
the offensive strong odour of many varied clashing aftershaves and perfumes, emanating from a group of people on a night out together. combined into one unholy stink, this stench often catches you unaware, and chokes you as you walk down a street.
it is a cl-ster pong. you have been cl-ster ponged.
example 1:
‘holy cow, i walked right into that cl-ster pong, and now my head hurts.’
example 2:
‘lets cross the street, there’s a hen party ahead and i can’t breath in that kind of cl-ster pong, i only have two lungs.’
example 3:
‘i would love go out drinking this friday night, but i can’t handle the h-llish cl-ster pong. can we make it monday morning instead?’
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