Clusterfucktastrophy


the perfect storm of everything that should never happen, yet still does. somebody should obviously be dead from the magnitude, but miraculously everyone survived.
councilman said that me driving an odyssey dune buggy in the snow was a serious cl-sterf-cktastrophy.

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