Clusty


a term created professor stewart e. keller to define anything that exists. it is mostly used in the place of an adjective.
“that girl looks so cl-sty with her red dress”
“you should have seen the look on her cl-sty”
an adjective used to describe any positive or negative quality, reaction, or emotion.
that hat you are wearing is so cl-sty. where did you get it?

i can’t go to the movie. i just threw up something cl-sty.

i feel downright cl-sty.
when you go to take a sh-t and you sh-t out a bunch of tiny little pellet sh-ts.
dude i just went to the bathroom to go take a sh-t and i just had cl-sty so bad.
www.cl-sty.com

an internet based search engine which is often promoted by computer experts for its speed, reliability, and level of service. while it is not necessarily as graphically attractive as some of the other search engines, it performs its job much better though this can be argued than most search engines currently in existence.

to simplify, the difference between cl-sty and is the same as the difference between internet explorer and mozilla firefox. nuff said.
“as opposed to goggle, cl-sty has no cookies which expire after 35 years.”
-rapes a goat-

o_o

….
google is cl-sty’s wh-r-, and google sucks cl-sty’s hairy, stinky, 6 month old p-n-s.

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