clute

a less formal and more acceptable way of saying the word “c-nt”
stop being such a clute!
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creepy guy with a mustache. a mouth breather that will bounce from job to job throughout the years. often wears the same clothes multiple days in a row. a sloth like disheveled creature that naps midday until its next feeding approaches. very clingy and answers every statement with “yeah i know”.
man what is that? that ressemmbles the mythical creature “clute”.
1.) the action of blowing on the cl-toris to tickle it by whistling.
“while i was trying to clute her, i startled her, she farted, and said, ‘i’m sorry.. that tickled the sh-t out of me.'”
a small texas town located in brazoria county between lake jackson & freeport. clute girls arent as pretty as lj girls but arent as ugly as freeport girls. dont be a fool wrap your tool because it seems clute girls are extremely fertile. this is proven by the 90% of clute girls under the age of 18 that have at least 1 child. the other 10% are trying or are too ugly to be having s-x. clute is home to many skeezas & grenades but the worst of them are the guys. everyone sleeps with everyone & knows who slept with who. clute guys usually play beerpong on the weekends and all proclaim to be unbeatable & drink more then their fellow “n-gg-s”. these men also proclaim to have huge dongs which unfortunately for the ladies isn’t true. but if you are a clute woman reading this you probably already know this because you have probably slept with almost every clute male & most likely whoever you haven’t slept with your friends have. clute men spend most of their time playing cod or fixing up their trucks (that arent even fast except for 1 & dont look good except for maybe 5) with either their parents money or the money they making working at the local h-e-b or the plant. !!fun fact!! 75% of mexicans in clute either have been or are currently employed at h-e-b!!! apparently the only requirement to getting a job at h-e-b is being 5’6 or shorter (preferably shorter & super dark). another fun fact! 98.9% of the men that live in clute have or will work in the plant for the rest of their lives.
clute guy 1- what are you doing friday??

clute guy 2- taking my ride to the track.

clute guy 1- that piece of sh-t!?!?!

clute guy 2- i just installed a new cam last night its going to run like a champ!

lake jackson guy- so i’m gonna beat you by 3 car lengths not 4

ex 2

pregnant clute girl 1- i can’t believe he cheated on me with that stuck up lake jackson sl-t.

clute girl 2- at least he didn’t cheat on you with a freeport sk-nk, thats how i got herpes.
a flute body played with a clarinet mouthpiece. has a somewhat reedy, soprano-sax-like sound or flauta-de-millo (colombian clarinetlike folk instrument).
joey, let’s play a joke on mrs. perrotta—take the mouthpiece off your flute and put a clarinet mouthpiece on it. play it—it’s a clute!

play it—it’s a clutea!
an extremely large cl-toris.

something somewhere between a cl-toris and a p-n-s.

also a derogatory term for a douchebag.
yeah she was hot but she had a clute.

shut up man you’re such a clute.

our coach is an -ss…call him cooch clute!