clutter blind

common symptom in males of all ages. occurs when there could a small mess somewhere around the house and guys do not seem to notice this mess at all, even when told to clean it up.
“why didn’t you pick up those towels on the stairs michael?”
“i didn’t see them when i got home.”
“what are you…clutter blind? they have been there for 2 days”

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