CLYDE


the most awesome and amazing guy you’ll ever meet he is instantly friends with anyone who looks at him.
person 1: wow look over there!
person 2: he’s such a clyde!
constantly leaving you deliriously excited
he is clyde. bonnie likes him.
a man with a kind heart, but has done some bad things in his past. he loves girlfriend (when he has one). used to be a huge man-wh-r-. gets lucky a lot. names his d-ck. clydes are cute, adorable, brown eyes/ hair, dangerous when messed with, caring. has a twisted mind 😉 he will act like an -ss if he doesn’t like you. he won’t care what anyone thinks except the one he loves most. clyde is sometimes short and he’s very lovable, eventhough he won’t except it.
” that boy’s a clye, he got lucky last night!”

“he’s sweet and cute.”
“he must be a clyde”
generic term for large (>200lb) mountain bike riders referring to an old racing bracket named after the clydsedale horse.
if you’re a clyde you might need a bigger bike.
a man who drives his bonnie f-cking nuts, in a bad and a good way. hes the biggest -sshole and sweetest man i know. handsome little bad-ss & legit. hes about it & if you say otherwise, you might get stabbed with a screwdriver. lol. he’s blunt and upfront. about most everything anyways 😉 my bestf-cking friend no matter what.the only man i know will always be here. despite what rumors people spread about him, hes the loyalest person i know & protects his family. he doesn’t always get it in return though. except from his bonnie & he better recognize that! haha he has pepperoni nipples and is very proud of mufasa 😉 i hope he knows i appreciate all he does for me, and better never leave me or my stabber won’t be broken.
bonnie & clyde <3 jmfg & tonya someone who is a true niqqa and likes to think of himself as little bill. this guy is always trying to meet new people, but the opposite happens, people start to to talk to him because he has so much swag you see clyde walking me: clyyyyyyyyyde!!!! other guy: little biiiiiiiiill!!! the world's worst fantasy football commissioner. he will change rules at a whim and is probably pretty annoying in real life. man 1: i love playing fantasy football, my commissioner just lets us play and never gets in the way. man 2: i wish my league was like that, we have a total clyde s. man 1: that sucks andrew moyers: hey everyone i'm here for the gay g-ngb-ng. another term to describe marijuana... -first coined in kennett square, pa around christmas of 2010 by three magic individuals (known collectively as zej) "better drive safe if clyde's in the car!"- individual "hey dude, you rolling with my man, clyde?" - individual #1 "yeah he's over at my place, let's go" individual #2

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