cmats
that which is derived from situational and decision based insanity and catastrophe, usually alcohol related. alot like hazmat but a derivitative -ssocciated with activity that would be qualified as off the hook.
girl gets up on a bar with 90 stands of beads, strips to her skinnies and does a handstand, all the while chewing on a piece of beef jerky and writing the alphabet on the ceiling in chocolate pudding with her toes–afterwards by which she jumps off the bar and says: “i want to be a waterbead when i grow up” followed by, “you look a lot like my uncle, he says im a great kisser”>>>> alarms sound everywhere, people back up>>>cmat cmat cmat cmat!!!!
transitive verb: to do something amazing, unbeatable, or otherwise remarkable in a good way; to vanquish
i cmatsed you so badly.
man, you’re getting cmatsed!
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